sciencewater

"That's normal. It just means your bladder's full of science."

―sciencewater employee

sciencewater

Company Information Purpose: Beverages Employees: sciencewater employee First appearance: "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

sciencewater was a beverage company that went bankrupt.

History

Marge was out jogging one day and drank too many free samples that she had to go to the toilet in the nearest place she could - Springfield Elementary. Each of their flavours were named after real words.

Flavors

• Unknown - (pale blue bottle)
• nourish - orange liquid
• vitality - green liquid
• purple - purple liquid
• potato lime - yellow liquid
• i love the 90's - light purple liquid
• new car smell - (pale blue bottle)

Behind the Laughter

• sciencewater is a parody of the health drink vitaminwater.

Appearances

• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
• Video game – The Simpsons Tapped Out

Drinks

Alcoholic beverages 1 Minute Eggnog • Absolut Krusty • Absolut Pikl • Absolute Vodk • Abuelita Fea Discount Tequila • Amstel Blight • Ashlee Starling Sparkling Whiskey • Aviation Gin • Billy Beer • Bitter Brewer • Blitz • Bourbon • Boyd's Old Irish Whiskey • Brau • Brockton's Best • Bronson Pinchot's Pinot Noir • Calavera Gritando • Casamigos Tequila • Cereal Wine • Chateau Maison • Chateau de Springfield Pinot Noir • Cheapo Brothers • Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon • Creme de Menthe • Crown Royal • Cupid's Ambrosia • Do You Chugging Brandy • Drunk Granddad Whiskey • Düffenbrau • Family Time Hard Seltzer • Flaming Homer • Flaming Homer • Flanders Planter's Punch • Forget-Me-Shot • Fudd Beer • Fudd Dry • Gal Pal Hard Seltzer • Glen's Liver Scotch Whiskey • Golden Goose Vodka • Grand Vin • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour • Guinness • Johnny Stumbler • Kahlua • Koala's Leap Shiraz • La Mondotte • Lambuggini Wine • Logan's Rum • Maker's Moe • Malaysian beer • Mike's Hard Lemonade • Mint Schnapps • Moe et Chandon • Molson's Jr. • Motherless Child Brand Bourbon • Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy • Needham's Best • Nick Fury Agent of Schnapps • Non-Krusty Brand Vodka • Northern Discomfort • Old Grand-Ma • Old Grand-Pa • Olde Ogdenville Ale • Pappy's Bourbon • Pawtucket Patriot Ale • Red Tick Beer • Sad Grand-Dad • Sex in the Batmobile • SkittleBrau • Smithwick's • Sober by Six Day Drinker's Gin • Southern Discomfort • Springfield Cellars • Spuckler Family Moonshine • Straight on Shore Whiskey • Strolling Rock • Strupo • Svensk Ek Whisky • Thoroughbred's Choice Kentucky Bourbon • Wild Clown Bourbon • Wolveriskey Duff Beer Duff Adequate • Duff Arrhythmia • Duff Beer • Duff Bluff • Duff Camo • Duff Champagne • Duff Dry • Duff Gordo • Duff Intestinal Rough • Duff Milk • Duff Numb • Duff Sangre de los Muertos • Duffahama • Henry K. Duff Private Reserve • Herr Duff • Lady Duff • Virtual Duff Hot drinks Barry's Tea • "Better the Beans You Know" Coffee • Colombia's Shame • Duff Tea • Earl Blue Tea • Koffee Date • Lyons Tea • Ontario's International Coffee Juice and drink mix Blue Julius • Crab Juice • Humble Nun Horchata • Krusty Punch • Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice • Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch • Orange Blue-ius • Pomato Juice • Red Flavored Drink • Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast • Sugary Coast • Sunny D • Tomacco Juice • Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink Milk drinks Buzz Milk • Krusty Shake • Kwik-E-Nog • Malk • Murmur Cactus Milk • Shamrock Shakes • Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk Soft drinks 7 Up • Almond Dew • Big Bugger Chugger • Buzz Cola (Baby Buzz • Cherry • Diet • Diet Lady • Purple Punch • with Lemon) • C.C. Lemon • Coca Colonic • Coca-Cola • Crystal Pepsi • Diet Coke • Dr Pooper • Jab • Kelp-Aid • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Soda • Mop Top Pop • Mountain Dew • Mountain Doo • Mr. Kale • Nescatea • New Coke • Oy! • Pepsi B • Quinoa Mist • Slurm • Tab Other Blue Bronco Energy Drink • Blue Bull • Choc-Lax • Corn Nog • Dead Sea Salt Water • Eviao • Haterade • Money drink • Pedalon Kool-Aid • sciencewater • Smooshies • Squishee • Super Slakers • Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale