Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Hair: Brown, balding Occupation: Author First mentioned: "Old Money" First appearance: "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" Voiced by: Harry Shearer

Rudyard Kipling was an English journalist, short-story writer, poet, and novelist.

History

Before Grampa attempts to bet all of his money he inherited from his girlfriend Bea at the casino on roulette he quoted the poem If— by Rudyard Kipling.

Marge dreamed that Rudyard Kipling told her it was okay to be racist in dreams. Kipling told Marge that in the original draft of The Jungle Book, Mowgli used his elephant to stomp out some Hindus seeking limited voting rights.

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Rudyard Kipling appeared outside of the Flanders house when Ned Flanders was singing a song. He waved to the camera.

Appearances

• Episode – "Old Money" (mentioned)
• Episode – "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"

External links

• Rudyard Kipling at Wikipedia

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