Professor Thernstrom

Professor Thernstrom

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Grey; balding Occupation: Professor First appearance: "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Voiced by: Kevin Pollak

Professor Thernstrom is a professor and author of the book Fractured Families and How to Heal Them.

History

Professor Thernstrom was the narrator of the educational video Problem Child. He said that lonely children were evil children and that a family brought a girl called Jane to him and he told them they needed to have another child. Nine months later, Joe was born and all was well.

Appearances

• Episode – "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"

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