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Season 34 Episode Quotes
732 "The King of Nice"
733
"Not It"
"Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" 734


Mrs. Gumble: [to Barney] Have fun playing in the gutter!

Barney Gumble: It's floating. It's still floating! This is fun to me. I love you, paper boat!

Krusto: I'm Krusto, the funniest clown in the whole wide world.
Barney: Uh, people who have to tell you they're funny usually aren't.

Marge: Oh, oh, you're hurt, you poor thing.
Homer: No girl has ever called me a "thing" before.

Krusto: [as a ventriloquist dummy] Hey, kid.
Moe Szyslak: Hmm?
Krusto: I went on a date with your mother last night. You might want to check her for splinters! [cackles]
Moe: [in present] He was implying they made love.

Comic Book Guy: He came to me as the rotting corpse of my grandmother in a hot tub full of maggots.
Moe: We get it, we get it, no need for a flashback.

Krusto: What's the difference between a Twinkie and a fat kid? I don't feel guilty when I eat a fat kid.

Moe: I don't want to die and be buried in a kid coffin. It costs the same as a regular-sized. I overheard my parents pricing 'em.

Carl Carlson: We're not dead. Somebody pinch me.
Moe: Somebody slap me. A-Any one of yo use. Doesn't-doesn't matter.

Lenny Leonard: Oh, Moleman, I can't imagine my life without you seated next to me every night here at D'ohs Tavern. You're my best friend.
Hans Moleman: I'm cold.

Bert Albertson: Mom, I got an A-plus on my Elizabeth Cady Stanton diorama.
Lizzie Albertson: I threw a stink bomb in the teacher's lounge and bike-locked the door.
Marge: Well, I'm so proud of one of those things.

Marge: Homer needs us. We're the only ones who can kill the clown.
Comic Book Guy: We're adults now. A kid murderer is a kid problem.

Moe: So, how the hell are we gonna stop that unkillable clown? We ain't exactly children no more.
Homer: Yeah, but we're still friends. We're still full of childlike wonder. We're still virgins.

Marge: Kids, be good and wait in the car. Mommy and Daddy have some grown-up yelling to discuss.

Comic Book Guy: Our kids!
Moe: Our phones.
Homer: Now it's personal. Just like it always was.

Homer: We're not afraid of you anymore, clown. You have no power over us. He's an astronaut, she's a seltzer big wig, and I'm a world-famous, um, virgin. Oh, damn it.

Homer: Your arm is summer lightning. Your bravery, the storm.
Marge: You're the chimp in the zoo.
Homer: And I'm still bananas for you.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Why were we laughing? This show sucks.
Jimbo Jones: Let's go up to Heaven and bask in the glory of God's stupid love.
Season 34 Quotes
Habeas Tortoise One Angry Lisa Lisa the Boy Scout The King of Nice Not It Treehouse of Horror XXXIII From Beer to Paternity Step Brother from the Same Planet When Nelson Met Lisa Game Done Changed Top Goon My Life as a Vlog The Many Saints of Springfield Carl Carlson Rides Again Bartless Hostile Kirk Place Pin Gal Fan-ily Feud Write Off This Episode The Very Hungry Caterpillars Clown V. Board of Education Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass