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Moe Meets His Match/Quotes

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Lenny: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
Carl: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
Homer: Hi, Marney. Hey, Boe. Anything new?
Moe: Well, now that you mention it...
Homer: Great Gravy! What is this? I can get beer and food now? I wonder if Marge and the kids would consider moving here?

Mandy: I wish I had receipts ta count. Mostly I just read junk mail I steal from my neighbors.
Moe: Oh yeah? I do that too. Y'know, except at Christmas. Durn' the holidays i'm too busy...
Mandy & Moe: Sticking my head in the oven!

Homer: You've got a girlfriend? Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm Moe! I like girls! I'm fancy!

Moe: I haven't feared for my life this bad since I sold state secrets to the North Koreans! I have to fire her!
Carl: Moe, she's your employee and your girlfriend. She could sue you for sexual harassment!

Mandy: Did I ever tell you what I did to the last guy that dumped me? I burnt down his house! Just like i'm gonna do to the next crumbum that breaks my heart!