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Difference between revisions of "Moat Monty Moat Problems!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' What is it?
 
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a boat! Now, let me tell you a about this electric back scratcher!
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
 
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Latest revision as of 21:24, March 26, 2020



Raphael: Okay, I think I see the problem!
Marge: What is it?
Raphael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
Homer: Hey!
Bart: Ha!

Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!

Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
Gil: Well, here's the thing...
Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.

Homer: Goodbye old friend!
Marge: We'll miss you!
Bart: You were one of the family!
Lisa: I'll never forget you!
Raphael: And this day just got weird.

Bart: We're alive!
Lisa: But how?
Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!