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Revision as of 18:25, March 13, 2020
- Homer: What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?
- Mean Genie: I am your servant for as long as you posses the lamp.
- Homer: My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
- Mean Genie: Yyy-yess-ssss...
- Mean Genie: "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth."
- Homer: But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount!
- Mean Genie: "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others."
- Homer: [GASP!] What do you mean?!
- Mean Genie: Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering.
- Homer: Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
- Mean Genie: But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
- Homer: [PFFY!] Girls... yuck!
- Mean Genie: A jet pack to fly you to school?
- Homer: Better yet... no school!
- Mean Genie: Just say it and I will make it so.
- Abe: Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble?
- Homer: He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do?
- Abe: Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid.
