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:'''[[Homer]]''': What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?
 
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:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': I am your servant for as long as you posses the lamp.
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:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': I am your servant for as long as you possess the lamp.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
 
:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': Yyy-yess-ssss...
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
 
:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
 
:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
:'''[[Homer]]''': [PFFY!] Girls... yuck!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': [PFFT!] Girls... yuck!
 
:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': A jet pack to fly you to school?
 
:'''{{ch|Mean Genie}}''': A jet pack to fly you to school?
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Better yet... no school!
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Better yet... no school!

Latest revision as of 20:16, March 26, 2020



Homer: What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?
Mean Genie: I am your servant for as long as you possess the lamp.
Homer: My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
Mean Genie: Yyy-yess-ssss...

Mean Genie: "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth."
Homer: But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount!
Mean Genie: "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others."
Homer: [GASP!] What do you mean?!
Mean Genie: Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering.

Homer: Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
Mean Genie: But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
Homer: [PFFT!] Girls... yuck!
Mean Genie: A jet pack to fly you to school?
Homer: Better yet... no school!
Mean Genie: Just say it and I will make it so.

Abe: Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble?
Homer: He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do?
Abe: Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid.

Abe: Sorry, son, not even Perry Mason could solve this problem. Just get rid of the thing wives are nothin' but trouble, anyhow.
Homer: B-b-but if I get rid of it, I'll die!