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Mayonnaise and Marmalade

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"Mayonnaise and Marmalade"
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Song Information
Singers: NRBQ
Writer(s): NRBQ
Album: 0:42
Appearance(s): "Take My Wife, Sleaze"

"Mayonnaise and Marmalade" is a song by NRBQ.

Lyrics

You showed me everything, you took me by the hand.
Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand.
You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings,
Like mayonnaise and marmalade and other spreadable things.
So I guess you are my hero, and there's something you should know.
I want to make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow.
If you weren't a man and my father, too.
I'd buy you a diamond ring, and then I'd marry you.

Behind the Laughter

"Mayonnaise and Marmalade" was written by NRBQ specially for The Simpsons.

Appearances