Marge's Extreme Make-Under/Quotes
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- Kent Brockman: The article questions whether the proximity of the Nuclear Power Plant could be the cause of the... and I quote, "high percentage of 'triple-bagger uggos' that wander the streets like creatures escaped from an alien zoo."
- Marge: Why did they show Patty and Selma?
- Homer: Bwah-ha-ha! Triple bagger uggos!
- Marge: Oh no! My poor sisters.
- Homer: C'mon, Marge, they look in the mirror every day. They know.
- Patty Bouvier: No, Marge. You've always been the pretty one.
- Selma Bouvier: No one has ever said "nice costume" to you on Halloween when you weren't wearing one.
- Homer: Patty, what are you doing here?
- Marge: No. It's not Patty.
- Homer: Oh. Selma, I don't think Marge is home.
- Marge: Homer, it's me! It's me. Marge!
- Homer: Oooooh...
- Marge: I wanted to show my sisters that I think their "look" is beautiful, so I decided to get a little make-over.
- Lisa: It's kind of a make-under.
- Bart: Make-under? I think your new look may have put Homer six-feet under!
- Marge: Homer, look at me!
- Homer: Can't do that.
- Marge: You're being silly.
- Homer: If I look at you, then I'll see you. I'll see the Franken-Selma-Patty Monster. I don't want that.
- Marge: You're writing me a ticket?
- Chief Wiggum: You parked an inch over the line.
- Marge: I've parked like that before, and you've never given me a ticket.
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah. You were hot then.
- Homer: I taped pictures of you to the inside of these glasses.
- Marge: These aren't pictures of me. These are pictures of Playdude centerfolds!
- Homer: i swear I was thinking of you when I was looking at them!
