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Season 32 Episode Quotes
699 "Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?"
700
"Manger Things"
"Uncut Femmes" 701


Marge: Okay. So, Homer and I were going to the office Christmas party.
Grampa: I had just lost my last adult tooth, which they say is worth thousands.
Marge: Grampa. This is my story.
Grampa: Fine.

Marge: Listen, before we go, I want to ask you a favor. Don't drink at the office party.
Homer: But then it just becomes a meeting.

Lenny Leonard: Marge. Marge, Marge, Marge, Marge. When will you ever settle down?
Homer: What the...?
Lenny: Hey, Marge, want to rub shoulders?
Homer: Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.
Lenny: Oh, so now she's your wife.

Marge: So, if you're all partying, who's running the plant?
Lenny: We got a dog that barks when a light goes red.

Mr. Burns: On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em! On, Stalker! On, Vicious! On, Rabid and Rips 'Em!

Raphael: Uh, aren't you gonna get out?
Homer: No, just drive me around in circles, please.
Raphael: Oh, sorry. You have to order an Uber Sad for that.

Homer: Isn't a church supposed to offer sanctuary?
Reverend Lovejoy: I'll tell you what. Quote one Bible verse, and I'll let you in.
Homer: Um... "There once was a man from Judaea who said to my wife, 'If I pay ya...'"
Rev. Lovejoy: And no.

Rev. Lovejoy: Well, there is one person that takes the homeless, lost dogs, even grocery bags carried off by the wind.

Ned Flanders: Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.
Maude Flanders: More like a sinkhole that likes French fries.

Ned: Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.
Maude: When you look at everything, you see Jesus. I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.

Lisa: Where's Daddy?
Marge: Um, he-he won't be back for a while.
Lisa: It's okay. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart.
Bart: And I love Lisa.
Bart and Lisa: I love you, I love you, I love you.

Ned: Homer, would you like to say grace?
Homer: I'd rather just eat.
Rod Flanders: No grace? Then I'm gonna let my hair grow natural.

Rod: What's a jackass?
Ned: It's a silly person, Roddy.
Rod: Daddy, you're a jackass.
Homer: Sheesh. The mouth on that kid.

Bart: God, I don't know if you could do this, but I want a different father.
Homer: I'm home.

Maude: Oh, the baby's coming. Oh, wh-where's your father?
Rod: He's delivering Christmas turkeys to the poor.
Maude: That selfish jerk.

Homer: Let's bring another angel into this world. Perfectly normal. Eight fingers and eight toes.

Maude: Give me my baby!
Homer: I guess it is mostly yours.
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter