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Lunch Box Restipees

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Lunch Box Restipees is a collection of recipes by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Recipes

Deviled Eggs

Ingredients

  • Eggs
  • Mayonnaise
  • Paprika
  • Satan

Preparation

  1. Get six hard-boiled eggs.
  2. Mix them up with some mayonnaise.
  3. Spinkle on some paprika.
  4. Offer them to Satan.

Cat Food Salad

Ingredients

  • Cat food
  • Relish
  • Matonnaise

Preparation

  1. Mix together in a bowl.
  2. Chill and serve.

Filly Steak Sandwish

Ingredients

  • Racehorse
  • Bell peppers
  • Swiss cheese
  • Onion
  • Roll

Preparation

  1. Have Daddy bring one home from the track.

Tot Diggety Dog

Ingredients

  • Hot dog
  • Mud

Preparation

  1. Get a hot dog.
  2. Roll it in the mud.

Corn Dogs

Ingredients

  • Corn on the cob
  • Dog food

Preparation

  1. Get a corn on the cob.
  2. Spread some of the dog's food on uit.
  3. Don't let the dog catch you doing this.

Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud

Ingredients

  • Aquarium gravel
  • Vanilla pudding
  • Whipped cream

Preparation

  1. Get some aquarium gravel.
  2. Put it in some pudding.
  3. Top with whipped cream.

Crunchy Muchies

Ingredients

  • Dirt
  • Twigs
  • Paste

Preparation

  1. Get a twig.
  2. Spreak paste over it.
  3. Stick it in the dirt.

Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich

Ingredients

  • Baloney
  • Malarkey
  • Hogwash
  • A load of hooey
  • Bread

Preparation

  1. Eat it and be quit, Kid!

Chicken á la Viking

Ingredients

  • Chicken pot pie
  • Swedish meat
  • Danish pastry

Preparation

  1. Mix ingredients together in your lunch box.
  2. Leave it in your backpack over the weekend.
  3. Share with friends on Monday.

S'morz No Mores

Ingredients

  • Marshmallows
  • Graham crackers
  • Brown crayons

Preparation

  1. Put marshmallows and brown crayons together in pan on stovetop.
  2. Simmer for 5 minutes.
  3. Let cool.
  4. Pour onto cracker.

Smashed Potatoes

Ingredients

  • Potatoes
  • Regrets

Preparation

  1. Go to fridge.
  2. Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes.
  3. Sit down on curb outside to eat it.
  4. Have bullies shove your face in it.

Ants on a Log

Ingredients

  • Ants
  • Stick
  • Paste

Preparation

  1. Get a stick about 4 inches long.
  2. Spread paste over the stick.
  3. Sprinkle ants onto pase.

Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches

Ingredients

  • $5.00

Preparation

  1. Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria.