List of vulgar words

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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word Number of times heard/seen First heard Bastard 31 "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bitch 11 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Bitches 2 "The Fool Monty" Bitchin' 7 "Treehouse of Horror" Bloody 3 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Frickin' 2 "Homer and Apu" Piss 2 "Homer the Vigilante" Pissed 1 "Special Edna" Shite 1 "Fraudcast News" Skank 3 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Wank 3 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Wanker 3 "Trash of the Titans" Wanking 1 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Treehouse of Horror" Bart Simpson Bitchin' "Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes] "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" "Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns] "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?" "Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!" Homer Simpson "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!" "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Emily Winthrop Bloody "Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!" "PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!" Bitch "You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Bart the Lover" Homer Simpson Various None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name Character Word Sentence "A Streetcar Named Marge" Bart Simpson Bitch "He's such a bitch!"

Season 5

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to hell, you old bastard!" "Homer Goes to College" Homer Simpson "Those bastards." "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead! "The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!" "Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!" "Homer the Vigilante" Grandpa Simpson Piss "We're full of piss and vinegar'!"

Season 6

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Sideshow Bob Roberts" "Sideshow Bob "Bastard" "There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?" "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Homer Simpson Not fully heard "F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Abraham Simpson Bitch "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch! "Bart the Fink" Krusty the Clown Bastard "Tell me where I am now, you bastard!"

Season 9

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers." Mr. Burns

Season 11

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank." Ramrod Skank "Ohh, don't call him skank." "Missionary: Impossible" Homer Simpson Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" "The Mansion Family" Bastard "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"

Season 13

Episode name Character Word Sentence "I Am Furious (Yellow)" Seamus Bastard "Oh, ow, ya bastard!" "The Sweetest Apu" Moe Szyslak "Die, ya bastard."

Season 14

Episode name Character Word Sentence "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Bart Simpson Wank "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank." Principal Skinner Wank "If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time." Wanking

Season 15

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard Aw, you miserable bastard. "Today I Am a Clown" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard He's a wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie. "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!" "Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite." "Bart-Mangled Banner" Marge Simpson Bitch "I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell this' and 'bitch' that!"

Season 16

Episode name Character Word Sentence "There's Something About Marrying" FOX woman Skank "If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1." "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" "St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)" Wanker "Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" Alexander Graham Bell Bitch "Read the patent number, bitch!" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "Why don't you do it yourself, you lazy bastard!" "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch." "Regarding Margie" Marge Simpson Bitch "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

Season 18

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Homer Simpson Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 19

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Husbands and Knives" Alan Moore Bloody "Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"

Season 20

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Wedding for Disaster" Homer Simpson Bastard Why you little bastard!

Season 21

Episode name Character Word Sentence "American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever." "To Surveil with Love" Megan Bitchin' "Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!" "Judge Me Tender" Ralph Wiggum Unknown Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Fool Monty" Chazz Busby Bitches "Dance, you sons of bitches!"

Season 23

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Falcon and the D'ohman" Wayne Slater Bastard "Die, you fascist bastard!" "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Jimbo Jones Bitches "You're in my coalmine now, bitches." "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian) Bitchin' "Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!" Rigellian taxi driver Bastard "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard." "Replaceable You" Howard, Jr. Frickin' "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!" "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Krusty the Clown Bitch "If a woman does it, she's a bitch." "The Daughter Also Rises" Man driving car Bastard "Lucky bastard!" "How I Wet Your Mother" Homer Simpson Bitch "Karma's a bitch, karma!" "Beware My Cheating Bart" Lenny Wank "So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?" "Lisa Goes Gaga" Lady Gaga Bitchin' [singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!" Bastard "Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name Character Word Sentence Dark Knight Court Bart Simpson Frickin' "It's so frickin' boring."

Season 27

Episode name Character Word Sentence Puffless Homer Simpson Bitchin' "Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO. "

Season 28

Episode name Character Word Sentence Looking for Mr. Goodbart Bart Simpson Piss "Wait, that's OK to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name Character Word Sentence Bargain Bin Will Wright Bitch "I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word Name Episode name Image Bastard Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Springfield Civic Center marquee "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit "The Joy of Sect" Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit Bitch Nouveau Bitch "The D'oh-cial Network" Pissed First Church of Springfield marquee "Special Edna"