List of billboard gags

This is a list of all billboard gags.

Season 20

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
430	Krusty: Now Doing Funerals	Krusty	"Take My Life, Please"
431	Lost Child. No Reward.	Milhouse	"How the Test Was Won"
432	Moe's Tavern: Now with Electricity	Moe Szyslak	"No Loan Again, Naturally"
434	Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free!	Dr. Nick	"In the Name of the Grandfather"
435	Support Your Local Bullies	Kearney, Dolph, and Jimbo	"Wedding for Disaster"
437	Luigi's: Home of the Breadstick	Luigi	"The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"
438	Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses	Seymour Skinner	"Father Knows Worst"
441	Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by U2 and Alf Clausen	Plopper	"Coming to Homerica"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
442	If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera	Dr. Nick	"Homer the Whopper"
443	Kwik-E-Mart: Porno Now on Lower Shelf	Apu	"Bart Gets a "Z""
444	The Leftorium: Next Right	Ned Flanders	"The Great Wife Hope"
446	Don't Face This Christmas Sober	Duffman	"The Devil Wears Nada"
447	Dr. Otto's "Wellness" Clinic	Otto Mann	"Pranks and Greens"
448	Springfield Retirement Castle	Grampa (saying "Get me outta here!")	"Rednecks and Broomsticks"
451	The Fox Network: Still Sucking After 20 Years	Maggie	"Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
456	Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change	Dr. Nick	"Stealing First Base"
458	Duff 200 - Nothin' But Booze	Duffman	"American History X-cellent"
459	Death and Taxes: Two Things I Avoid	Mr. Burns	"Chief of Hearts"
460	"Text Me Your Lunch Money" -ebully.com	Jimbo	"The Squirt and the Whale"
462	Please abduct this child - Call Homer	Bart	"Moe Letter Blues"
463	Springfield Retirement Castle: New Vacancies Every Flu Season	Abe Simpson, Jasper Beardly and Old Jewish Man	"The Bob Next Door"
464	Krusty's One-Year Sobriety Special - CANCELLED	Krusty	"Judge Me Tender"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
465	Prof. Frink's Sex/Kill bot. Make sure switch in correct position.	Professor Frink & his Sex/Kill bot	"Elementary School Musical"
466	Springfield DMV Wait Time: 38 Hours (The "38" turns to "39")	Patty and Selma	"Loan-a Lisa"
467	Same as "Take My Life, Please", but with a Banksy graffiti	Krusty	"MoneyBart"
471	Springfield Kwik-E-Mart: Thoughtless gifts for people you don't like	Apu Nahasapeemapetilon	"How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
473	Luxury Cars Missing One Window - NO COPS	Snake	"Donnie Fatso"
474	SPUCKLER DAYCARE CENTER Just toss 'em in the pile	Cletus, Brandine and some of their children.	"Moms I'd Like to Forget"
476	Springfield Seafood: 50% More Fish Eyes	Blinky	"Homer the Father"
477	Springfield Dinner Theater: Dr. Hibbert and Mrs. Skinner butcher Driving Miss Daisy	Julius Hibbert and Agnes Skinner	"The Blue and the Gray"
479	Springfield Mall: Free Retail Space With Every Purchase		"The Scorpion's Tale"
480	Springfield Wax Museum We Fixed Our Air Conditioner		"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"
481	Do Not Accept Candy From This Bunny	Moe	"Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing"
484	Mother's Day Special: I'm Half Off	Mrs. Muntz	"Homer Scissorhands"
485	GAIN WEIGHT NOW. ASK ME HOW.	Homer	"500 Keys"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
488	Learn to speak Parrot	Horatio McCallister	"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
490	30 LOST CATS. CALL ME.	Crazy Cat Lady	"Replaceable You"
494	Duffman is Mark Twain at the Springfield Playhouse	Duffman	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
495	Bah Humbug and Happy Hanukkah: Christmas Ignorers United.	Mr. Burns and Hyman Krustofsky	"Holidays of Future Passed"
496	Reelect Quimby (screen changes) The Devil You Know For 18 Years	Joe Quimby	"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
497	Winter at Squidport. Dead seals wash up daily	Springfield Squidport	"The D'oh-cial Network"
498	Your New Channel 6 News Team	Bumblebee Man, Brockman, Booberella	"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
499	McBain's Valentine's Day Kick-Assacre. Opens February 14th - Closes February 16th	McBain	"The Daughter Also Rises"
500	The Kwik-E-Mart: Yesterday's Food at Tomorrow's Prices	Apu	"At Long Last Leave"
504	25 Years of Televised Stuff	FOX	"Beware My Cheating Bart"
507	Sleazy Sam's: Remember That Name	Sleazy Sam	"Ned 'N' Edna's Blend"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
509	McBain Capital: Consider This a Hostile Takeover	McBain	"Moonshine River"
513	SPRINGFIELD: Unsolved Murder Capital of The World	Fat Tony	"Penny-Wiseguys"
514	This is Not Santa; Do Not Let Him In.	Snake	"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
517	Hair Bone Removal Clinic: Live The Bone-Free Life.	Sideshow Mel	"Homer Goes to Prep School"
518	Krusty: Live From Rehab! - 8PM	Krusty	"A Test Before Trying"
520	Springfield Isotopes: Spring Training Tickets Available Watch Me Get Ready!		"Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
523	Cletus' Road Kill Diner: It's Fender-pickin' Good!	Cletus	"Black-Eyed, Please"
524	Herman's Antiques (And Guns)	Herman	"Dark Knight Court"
528	If You Haven't Sent Your Mother Flowers, It's Too Darn Late!	Seymour Skinner & Agnes Skinner	"The Fabulous Faker Boy"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
531	Why Are You Moving Yourself? Bully & Son Moving	Kearney and Kearney, Jr.	"Homerland"
533	One More Hour Till Milk Expires Thank You Daylight Savings!	Apu	"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
534	Santa's Lap -- The line is already forming! Springfield Mall--Never leave!	Santa along with various kids from Springfield.	"YOLO"
535	Monday Night Football at Moe's The Screen is Now Clean!	Moe	"Labor Pains"
537	Moe's Tavern - We Accept Most Fake ID's	Moe and Nelson (on a fake ID)	"Yellow Subterfuge"
538	Krusty's Kristmas Karol With Sideshow Bob Hatchet	Krusty, Mr. Teeny and Sideshow Bob	"White Christmas Blues"
540	Lard Lad Donuts Discreetly Super-Christian	Lard Lad	"Married to the Blob"
542	St. Patrick's Day At Moe's Leprechauns Drink Free	Moe and Leprechaun	"Diggs"
544	This Easter Give Up Jesus for Lent Temple Beth Springfield	Hyman Krustofsky	"The Winter of His Content"
547	Same as "Take My Life, Please", but in "Simcraft" form.	Krusty	"Luca$"
549	Total Recall - All Items Tainted	Apu	"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
553	Send Me Your Lunch Money Online! Accepting Bitcoin	Jimbo	"Clown in the Dumps"
563	You Tried the Rest-- Now Settle for Luigi's Pizza	Luigi	"Bart's New Friend"
571	Montgomery Burns in The Jinx 2	Mr.Burns	"The Kids Are All Fight"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
587	Tired of flowers? This year, send her fish!	Horatio McCallister	"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
591	Easter Peeps: They never go bad because they were never that good	Apu	"The Burns Cage"
592	Punch me in the stomach for $5 cash only	Kirk Van Houten	"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
593	Assistants wanted. Must be pretty and soft slapper. No dudes.	Joe Quimby	"Fland Canyon"
594	Burly Paper Towels. Nelson sprays two o on paper and it becomes Burly Pooper Towels.	Burly, Nelson	"To Courier with Love"
596	Wiltered Mother's Day roses. 1% off	Apu	"Orange Is the New Yellow"

Episode number	Text	Character	Episode Name
597	Why are they hitting themselves? How to bully-proof your kid	Nelson	"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
598	Dr. Nick Riviera Tell me what, and I'll cut	Dr.Nick	"Friends and Family"
601	"Beware rigged voting machines". After some buzzing the text changes to "All voting machines fine"		"Trust But Clarify"
603	Cletus' Thanksgiving turkey eggs Get to love it before you eat it	Cletus	"Havana Wild Weekend"
604	Costington's Open Thanksgiving Celebrate your holiday by ruining others'		"Dad Behavior"
610	Kwik-E-Mart. Your 2 days to Valentine's Headquarters	Apu	"Fatzcarraldo"
612	This St. Patrick's Day kiss the Barney stoned	Barney	"Kamp Krustier"