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King Leer/Quotes

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Season 29 Episode Quotes
633 "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"
634
"King Leer"
"Lisa Gets the Blues" 635


Moe: [phone rings] Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and then BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
Carl: (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone?
Lenny: Ivan Talickya?
Homer: Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! [Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval]
Moe: Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
Homer: Oh, who?
Moe: (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! [Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney run out the door]

Homer: If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.

Marge: Homer, what's your favorite movie?
Homer: Fast and Furious 6.
Marge: And what's the theme of that movie?
Homer: Cars.
Marge: What was the OTHER theme?
Homer: [gasps] Family.

Moe: Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
Season 29 Quotes
The Serfsons Springfield Splendor Whistler's Father Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Grampy Can Ya Hear Me The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Singin' in the Lane Mr. Lisa's Opus Gone Boy Haw-Haw Land Frink Gets Testy Homer Is Where the Art Isn't 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage Fears of a Clown No Good Read Goes Unpunished King Leer Lisa Gets the Blues Forgive and Regret Left Behind Throw Grampa from the Dane Flanders' Ladder