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'''Keith Richards''' is an English musician.
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'''Keith Richards''' is an English musician and a member of [[The Rolling Stones]].
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== History ==
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Keith Richards, along with the other band members, hosted a Rock & Roll camp which several Springfieldians attended. Richards taught a class where the topic was making the dash back to the limo following a concert. After first demonstrating it himself, Richards had the attendees ran past a gantlet of cardboard cutouts simulating people trying to leech off of their fame, overeager fans, women trying to claim the band members were the fathers of their babies, and attractive female groupies. To Richards' disappointment, the attendees never made it past the "groupie" cutouts; instead, they stopped and passionately kissed the cutouts. When Richards pointed out that the cutouts weren't real women, [[Homer]] replied that they were aware of that, but the cutouts were the most attractive things they'd seen all week.
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When Rock & Roll camp ended, Homer lamented about it being over, and Richards said he had to get home to put up his storm windows.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==

Revision as of 10:55, November 19, 2012

This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Keith Richards.
Keith Richards
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Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Occupation: Musician
First appearance: "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
Voiced by: Himself


Keith Richards is an English musician and a member of The Rolling Stones.

History

Keith Richards, along with the other band members, hosted a Rock & Roll camp which several Springfieldians attended. Richards taught a class where the topic was making the dash back to the limo following a concert. After first demonstrating it himself, Richards had the attendees ran past a gantlet of cardboard cutouts simulating people trying to leech off of their fame, overeager fans, women trying to claim the band members were the fathers of their babies, and attractive female groupies. To Richards' disappointment, the attendees never made it past the "groupie" cutouts; instead, they stopped and passionately kissed the cutouts. When Richards pointed out that the cutouts weren't real women, Homer replied that they were aware of that, but the cutouts were the most attractive things they'd seen all week.

When Rock & Roll camp ended, Homer lamented about it being over, and Richards said he had to get home to put up his storm windows.

Appearances

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