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It's a Blunderful Life/Quotes

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Season 35 Episode References
756 "Iron Marge"
757
"It's a Blunderful Life"
"AE Bonny Romance"


Homer: This isn't Hawaii. It's never Hawaii. It's just stupid America.

Marge: Now, kids, I know the forecast says it's triple-mitten weather, but the good news is, it's less than one week till turkey day.
Lisa: Mom! Can we please not call it "turkey day"? You're celebrating the slaughter of a living thing.
Bart: Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.

Mr. Burns: Welcome, nonunion workers. In an older era, they'd call you scabs. Now you're just friends without benefits.

Lenny Leonard: Somebody should clean these up.
Carl Carlson: I nominate King Kamehameha.
Homer: I'm starting to think this king thing is just a trick to get me to do all the work.
Carl: No, no. It's a very great honor, your gullibility.

Mr. Burns: Now to call Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and reclaim my title of the world's most self-serving billionaire.

Power Plant notification: Plant meltdown imminent. Please take this time to get right with your god. Now please put your name tag inside your mouth for the easy identification of your skull.

Marge: Watch it. I have pepper spray.
Homer: Mmm... Pepper spray.

Lisa: Bart, do you know how many furious mobs the average family has to contend with?
Bart: Hmm, six?
Lisa: Zero. Zero!

Mayor Quimby: To take your minds off your troubles, I propose some kind of games. Either "hunger" or "squid." With that in mind, tomorrow we will begin with everyone attempting to kill Milhouse.
Milhouse Van Houten: I finally got picked first. Boo-yeah!

Bart: Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?
Homer: I don't know. Go outside. Build a snowman.
Bart: I can't bring another life into this awful world.

Grampa: [to Lisa] Go back to sleep, sweetie. Tomorrow's Sunday. You don't have to start your chores till 4:00 a.m.

Grampa: But if you're an innocent idiot, instead of a guilty nitwit, how do we prove it?
Lisa: By finding the person who was behind it. And there's only one man who it could be. The town villain.
Bart: Luigi!
Lisa: No! Burns!

Mayor Quimby: Montgomery Burns, we will give you the stiffest punishment any billionaire ever gets. A fine you can easily pay.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage
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Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain The Beautiful Shame
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