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How I Met Your Grandmother

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How I Met Your Grandmother
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 19
Update: Thanksgiving 2014
Required characters: Grampa, Bart, Mrs. Bouvier, Moe, Homer
Previous quest(s): Jackie-O-Lantern
The Greying of Springfield

How I Met Your Grandmother is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2014 content update. It requires Piggly's Super Smorg to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart I'll listen 'cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa So it all started back in the 1940's...
Task: "Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 1 day 12 hours.
Grampa And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Bart - Rolling Eyes Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart - Sad It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa - Startled And you're still awake?
Grampa That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Mrs. Bouvier's exclamation mark
Mrs. Bouvier I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Mrs. Bouvier - Sad My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Mrs. Bouvier I'm not ready to date a fourth. But...
Mrs. Bouvier A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Mrs. Bouvier Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?
Task: "Place a Bench".
Task: "Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit". The job takes place at Benches and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Grampa Find a Gift". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Bart Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa She's gonna love it!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Now that I brought the brass, how 'bout a piece of--
Mrs. Bouvier - Annoyed That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Will you go out with me?
Mrs. Bouvier - Annoyed Get lost Gramps!
Grampa - Sad Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer - Sad Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.
Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 10 hours.
Task: "Make Grampa Drink At Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Drink At Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Too Cheap for Call Display

Pt. 4

Previous Quest: Too Cheap for Call Display
After tapping on Mrs. Bouvier's exclamation mark
Mrs. Bouvier So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa I most certainly do!
Grampa I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Mrs. Bouvier - Happy A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!
Task: "Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg". The job takes place at Piggly's Super Smorg and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg". The job takes place at Piggly's Super Smorg and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Mrs. Bouvier's exclamation mark
Mrs. Bouvier - Happy That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Mrs. Bouvier I'd love to, Abe.
Mrs. Bouvier Zzzzzz...
Grampa Zzzzzz...
Task: "Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Grampa Take a Nap". The job takes place at Benches and takes 6 hours.
Grampa I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.