Honey Nut Cheery D'ohs!/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Gulp? Gulp isn't good. What did I just [BUZZZZ] swallow? A bee! I swallowed a bee! I'm going to die!

Homer: I've got a [BUZZZZ] bee in my throat! It's gonna sting me from the inside and I'm gonna [BUZZZ] swell up like a balloon and [BIZZT] die!

Bart: Gee, Homer, how will we be able to tell the difference?

Marge: Bart, now isn't a good time to verbally abuse your father.

Marge: Please, Homie, be careful.

Homer: Aren't I always?

Marge: Not really. [to Bart and Lisa] Come on, kids... Let's go inside! You shouldn't have to watch your father die.

Marge: [SIGH] Just remember, kids, in case of an emergency, any button on the speed-dial calls 9-1-1.

Dr. Hibbert: Looks like your husband is going to be just fine, Mrs. Simpson... Though you may be getting a call from the Guinness people about the record number of bee-stings covering his body. Ah hee hee hee. I took some Polaroids for verification in case you need them.

Marge: Homer, how could you possibly be so thoughtless?

Homer: Uh... Lots and lots of practice?

Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, good neighbor. Wha'cha up to?

Homer: Well, not that it's any of your nosy business, Flanders... but my family and I have taken up the noble tradition of beekeeping.

Ned: Well, I've always been a strong believer that the family that plays together stays together, Homer. So you're building yourselves an apiary over there, eh?

Homer: Stupid Flanders. Didn't you hear a single word I said? I'm raising bees here, not giant gorillas.

Marge: Here you go, Moe. Enjoy.

Moe Szyslak: Gee... uh... thanks, Marge.

Marge: Oh. And don't forget to tell your friends.

Moe: Aw... Now dat's just cruel.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, why isn't this vehicle moving?

Waylon Smithers: There appears to be a crowd of people blocking the street, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: Well, can't you just run them over, man? I shall be late for my chiropodist appointment.

Smithers: I'm afraid your attorneys are still dealing with the last time we did that, sir.

Bart: Hey, wha'cha doin', dude?

Homer: Just trying to coax the bees into making more honey faster.

Bart: Say what now? You're trying to sweet-talk them into working?

Homer: Well, these tiny little whips didn't get the job done so I'm trying a different approach.

Marge: Oh, for the love of Pete!

Homer: Pete? Pete who? Marge Simpson, if you've been stepping out on me, I'll--!