Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe/Quotes

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Moe Szyslak: [to Dr. Hibbert] You gotta make me shorter, Doc.

Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean?

Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.

Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.

[Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)

Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.

Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.

Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.

[A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]

Mr. Largo: [screams] I look nothing like Julie Newmar!

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Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"

Marge: Those are two different people!

Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)

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