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Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?/Quotes

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Season 32 Episode Quotes
698 "Yokel Hero"
699
"Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?"
"Manger Things" 700


Homer: Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
Grampa: D'oh! What's wrong with you? Can't you talk like a normal 55-year-old man?

Wakkety Yak: Kids, I tell you, our pizza can't be beat. [Wakkety Yak starts to malfunction] Pizza can't... I... beat kids... I beat kids. I beat kids.

Homer: Dad, tonight's my big show at the pizza place. You're coming, right?
Grampa: Son, I don't know quite how to put this, but you're a fool and your dreams are garbage. Now, get out of here before I say something I'll regret.

Marge: I can't stand to see him like this.
Bart: What? Dad looks happy.
Marge: Something's deeply wrong. He's missing his youthful spirit, that spark that makes him who he is. Did you see how he ate his breakfast? He didn't shuffle his pancakes like a deck of cards. He doesn't air-drum while driving or race the dog in butt scooting across the carpet. And he always won. He's not my Homie anymore.
Bart: We didn't notice any of that.
Marge: A wife knows.
Moe Szyslak: And a bartender. He's just... he's just not the same. He don't spin Barney around on the stool no more. He don't drink beer from a crazy straw... just a sensible straw. What are we gonna do about our little man, Midge?
Marge: We're just gonna have to love him that much more.
Moe: [sobs] I didn't think that was possible.

Bart: Look, after you "went away," what happened to those singing robots?
Gil Gunderson: Well, the FBI sold them at auction, but I never lost track of my babies. I'm gonna get those robots back, and start a new kiddie pizza place, then use that as a front to sell even better drugs!

Public Domain Debbie: For God's sake, Stuart. Get rid of this stuff. You've wasted your life on America's worst music craze. I'm just glad your father, Doo-Wop Steve, didn't live to see this.

Herman Hermann: Oh, yeah, the yak. I used him to test the Kevlar vests. I liked the way he would sing about pizza every time I shot him in the chest.

J. J. Abrams: I've never seen such genuine childlike wonder. And I've been to dozens of test screenings. Homer, your emotional connection to these characters has shown me that your journey can be a universal experience, or at least DreamWorks.

Homer: Six feelings with extra cheese. An order of French feelings, and a super chocolate frosty depression.
Comic Book Guy: I also recommend a hot apple cry. Yes, I recognize a fellow sadness swallower.

Comic Book Guy: Thanks to social media super-soldiers like myself, studios spent millions to remove Sonic the Hedgehog's creepy human teeth. We changed the world of video game adaptations I never saw.

J. J. Abrams: Hey, Springfield. I'm inviting you to come to the Aztec Theater tonight for a special preview of my new animated movie, Agents of P.I.Z.Z.A..
Homer: How dare he do what he said he was gonna do!

Homer: Thank you, loyal trolls, for joining me in my passion project: destroying someone else's passion project.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, every fan deserves movies that are individually tailored to their preconceived ideas. Let's ruin everyone's night!

J. J. Abrams: And now, without further ado...
Homer: Did somebody ask for ado?
J. J. Abrams: Hey, Homer. Good to see you.
Homer: Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Homer: I'm going to burn the only copy of this movie.
J. J. Abrams: Actually, the movie's backed up on servers all over the world. That reel is just a prop from the snack stand.
Homer: Oh. I wondered why it was buttery.

Grampa: Son, a movie can't ruin your childhood. I ruined it by being a terrible father.
Homer: But the movie.
Grampa: No, it was me.

J. J. Abrams: Homer, I know you were attached to the past, but this movie... All 71 minutes of it... Might help a new generation of kids forget their terrible parents.
Bart: Like us, Dad.
Lisa: I want to forget so bad.
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter