Daddicus Finch/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes

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Homer: Give attention to Lisa, give attention to Bart. What am I, made of attention?

Lenny Leonard: I never got along with my old man. He was always disappointed I didn't follow him in the family business.

Moe Szyslak: What did he do?

Lenny: He was editor of Life magazine.

Moe: I thought that was defunct.

Lenny: Yeah, he keeps saying a real son would have bought it out of bankruptcy and launched it as a digital platform. Well angel funders want too much equity! Sorry, dad!

Moe: Yeah, my dad left when I was most vulnerable: the day after mom left. That was a tough week there.

Grampa: [to Bart] Are you sayin' I'm dead? Put up your dukes! [Bart lifts his fists] Now put up my dukes! [Bart lifts Grampa's fists] Now put down your dukes... [Bart lowers his fists] UNH! [Grampa punches Bart] I'm the greatest!!!! Oh... someone put down my dukes!

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