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Difference between revisions of "Cut Every Corner"

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==Lyrics==
 
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:'''Shary Bobbins''' (speaking):
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:'''Shary Bobbins''':
 
:''All right, children.  Let's clean up this room.''
 
:''All right, children.  Let's clean up this room.''
  
:'''[[Bart]]''' (speaking):
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:'''[[Bart]]''':
 
:''Aw, man.''
 
:''Aw, man.''
  
:'''[[Lisa]]''' (speaking):
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:'''[[Lisa]]''':
 
:''Do we have to?''
 
:''Do we have to?''
  
 
:'''Shary Bobbins''':
 
:'''Shary Bobbins''':
:Yes but I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
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:''Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go ''twice'' as fast.''
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:If there's a task that must be done,
 
:If there's a task that must be done,
 
:Don't turn your tail and run.
 
:Don't turn your tail and run.

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Cut Every Corner
Song Information
Singers: Maggie Roswell
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Characters: Shary Bobbins
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Writer(s): Alf Clausen (music)
Al Jean & Mike Reiss (lyrics)
Album: Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"Cut Every Corner" is a song from the episode, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious", sung by Shary Bobbins and several members of the cast. It is a parody of the song "A Spoonful of Sugar" from the movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the sixth track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Shary Bobbins:
All right, children. Let's clean up this room.
Bart:
Aw, man.
Lisa:
Do we have to?
Shary Bobbins:
Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run.
Don't pout,
Don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job.
If you cut every corner,
It is really not so bad.
Everybody does it.
Even Mom and Dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad.
Bart:
It's the American way.
Shary Bobbins:
The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum:
Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.
Shary Bobbins:
And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat...
Apu:
For meat...
Shary Bobbins:
And milk...
Apu:
And milk...
Shary Bobbins & Apu:
From nineteen eighty-four.
Shary Bobbins:
If you cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play.
Shary Bobbins and the Simpsons:
It's the American way!!