| Climbing Up To The D-List
The icons for Pt. 1-2, 4, and 6 (Wolfcastle), Pt. 3 (Homer), Pt. 5 (Marge)
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Climbing Up To The D-List is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 31 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
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Thanks you kindly for visitin’ my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.
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Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.
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Follow me around, and yud get the reals story…on things ya don’t care about. I call the show “What Dat Badger Doin’ Dere?!”
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I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.
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Task: "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Cletus Yokel It Up at his Farm". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, sir, but we’ve received a report of a 5-22 in this area …
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That’s the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.
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Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!
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Is your idea for “America’s Laziest Premises’ about a gritty, violence-packed law show?
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I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.
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I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It’s literally the food show of my dreams.
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Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.
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It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.
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This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.
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For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can’t get important chefs to feed me free food.
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri". The job takes place at El Chemistri and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!
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But this is my idea for ‘America’s Laziest Premises.’ It’s a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone’s meal and eat it.
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I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won’t have the intestinal strength to survive.
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I’ve eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.
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| Task: "Make Homer Eat Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I’m told cameras can’t take the exposure to the ol’ Szyslak kisser.
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Don’t worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.
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The title of my show is ‘The Sleezeball.’ It’d be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.
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I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.
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You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my “Vild Card” to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.
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You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.
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It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.
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Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I’ll meet new people.
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Task: "Build The Pimento Grove". It takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove". The job takes place at the Pimento Grove and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove". The job takes place at the Pimento Grove and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle’s reality show!
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I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.
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What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.
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Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you’d understand how difficult being a mom really is.
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| Task: "Make Marge Walk Maggie". The job takes 8 hours.
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Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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You are cancelling ‘America’s Laziest Premises’?! But it hasn’t even aired!
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How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!
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*click*
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They hung up on me.
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I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!
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| Task: "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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