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Box Office Bingo/Quotes

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Bart: Four children's tickets for "Chuckles the Happy Hamster", my good man.
Squeaky-voiced teen: Enjoy your movie, sir.
Bart: Oh, I plan to.
Milhouse Van Houten: It's like I don't know you anymore, Bart Simpson.

Bart: Theater fourteen is this way, movie-lovers.
Milhouse: I'd rather go back to the lobby and blow my money on the skill crane.
Martin Prince: I'd prefer a trip to the dentist.

Marge: And how was the movie, boys?
Bart: A triumph of filmmaking.
Milhouse: I'm going to have nightmares for months.
Martin: Diverting entertainment.
Ralph Wiggum: Dead people are only pretending sometimes.

Milhouse: Well, I can't take all the credit.
Bart: Credit for what, Milhouse my man?
Milhouse: Um... um... inventing the peanut butter and jelly and peanut butter sandwich.
Bart: Ah... the Bart-House paninni. Our greatest culinary triumph.

Bart: Hand over the glasses.
Milhouse: But I'll miss the brief nudity!
Bart: You should have thought of that before you betrayed my trust.

Ralph: I'm afraid of koalas. They bite.
Bart: They sure do, Ralph! They sure do!