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Blood Feud/Quotes

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Season 2 Episode Quotes
034 "Three Men and a Comic Book"
035
"Blood Feud"
"Stark Raving Dad" 036


Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
Strong applause
Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
Moderate applause
Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
Weak applause
Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer:" I don't know."
Outside post office sitting on steps
Homer: "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"
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