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:''[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]''
 
:''[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]''
:'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
 
:'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
 
:'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
 
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:'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
 
:'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hello, my name is [[Mr. Burns]]. I believe you have a letter for me."
 
:'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
 
:'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
 
:'''Homer''': "...I don't know."
 
:'''Homer''': "...I don't know."
:''[Outside post office sitting on steps]''
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:''[Outside post office sitting on steps.]''
 
:'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart."
 
:'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart."
 
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:'''Homer''': ''[of the [[Olmec head]]]'' "Marge, what does it do?"
 
:'''Homer''': ''[of the [[Olmec head]]]'' "Marge, what does it do?"
:'''Marge''': "It doesn't do anything."
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "It doesn't do anything."
 
:'''Homer''': "Marge, really, what does it do?"
 
:'''Homer''': "Marge, really, what does it do?"
 
:'''Marge''': "Whatever it does, it's doing it now."
 
:'''Marge''': "Whatever it does, it's doing it now."
 
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:''[Moe's telephone rings]''
 
:''[Moe's telephone rings]''
:'''Moe''': Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.  
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:'''[[Moe]]''': Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.  
:'''Bart''': Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.  
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.  
 
:'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?  
 
:'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?  
 
:''[The barflies start to laugh.]''
 
:''[The barflies start to laugh.]''
 
:'''Moe''': Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
 
:'''Moe''': Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
:{{Season 2|Q}}
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Revision as of 08:43, November 11, 2018


Season 2 Episode Quotes
034 "Three Men and a Comic Book"
035
"Blood Feud"
"Stark Raving Dad" 036


[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]
Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
Strong applause
Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
Moderate applause
Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
Weak applause
Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer: "...I don't know."
[Outside post office sitting on steps.]
Homer: "Great plan, Bart."

Homer: [of the Olmec head] "Marge, what does it do?"
Marge: "It doesn't do anything."
Homer: "Marge, really, what does it do?"
Marge: "Whatever it does, it's doing it now."

[Moe's telephone rings]
Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
[The barflies start to laugh.]
Moe: Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Season 2 Quotes
Bart Gets an "F" Simpson and Delilah Treehouse of Horror Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish Dancin' Homer Dead Putting Society Bart vs. Thanksgiving Bart the Daredevil Itchy & Scratchy & Marge Bart Gets Hit by a Car One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish The Way We Was Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment Principal Charming Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Bart's Dog Gets an "F" Old Money Brush with Greatness Lisa's Substitute The War of the Simpsons Three Men and a Comic Book Blood Feud