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| − | :''Commemoration of the SNPP billboard'' | + | :''[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]'' |
:'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such" | :'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such" | ||
:'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.] | :'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.] | ||
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:'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" | :'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" | ||
:'''Homer''': "...I don't know." | :'''Homer''': "...I don't know." | ||
| − | :''Outside post office sitting on steps'' | + | :''[Outside post office sitting on steps]'' |
:'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart." | :'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart." | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': ''[of the [[Olmec head]]]'' "Marge, what does it do?" | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "It doesn't do anything." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Marge, really, what does it do?" | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "Whatever it does, it's doing it now." | ||
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- [Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]
- Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
- Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
- Strong applause
- Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
- Moderate applause
- Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
- Weak applause
- Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
- Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
- Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
- Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
- Homer: "...I don't know."
- [Outside post office sitting on steps]
- Homer: "Great plan, Bart."
- Homer: [of the Olmec head] "Marge, what does it do?"
- Marge: "It doesn't do anything."
- Homer: "Marge, really, what does it do?"
- Marge: "Whatever it does, it's doing it now."
