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:'''Warning sign''': CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
 
:'''Warning sign''': CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
 
:''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous''
 
:''Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous''
:'''Homer''': Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!  
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:'''Homer''': Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!
 
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:'''Homer''': Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
 
:'''Homer''': Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
 
:'''Postal Worker''': Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
 
:'''Postal Worker''': Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
 
:'''Homer''': I don't know.
 
:'''Homer''': I don't know.
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[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 21:34, May 4, 2010



Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
Mayor Quimby: And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such
Warning sign: NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Strong applause
Warning sign: MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.
Moderate applause
Warning sign: MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.
Weak applause
Warning sign: CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
Homer: Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
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