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Bart's Not Dead/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes
639 "Flanders' Ladder"
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"Bart's Not Dead"
"Heartbreak Hotel" 641


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Homer: As someone who has fallen off cliffs multiple times, the best thing we can do is teach him how to fall off cliffs.

Homer: Like most of America, I think I know the movie business.

Homer: [praying] Our father who art in heaven, holler out your name. Thy kingdom come, I'm almost done.

Marge: Our movie is a hit and a lie.
Homer: Oh, all hit movies are lies, Marge. Did you see Argo? None of that happened. And I have strong doubts about The Incredibles.
Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-Hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion