When You Dish Upon a Star/Quotes
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"When You Dish Upon a Star"
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- [Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger and Ron Howard are talking about giving Homer another chance.]
- Alec Baldwin: We'd want another chance if one of us made a bad film right?
- [Awkward silence.]
- Kim Basinger: Let's get him.
- Alec Baldwin: And this time, it's personal. What? It is personal. He's got our underpants!
- Homer: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
- Homer: Well I'll always have my prank calls. Hello, old lady from Titanic... you stink!
- Kim: I'm really looking forward to seeing Homer again. He has the most interesting odors.
- Alec: [referring to Homer's movie idea] Aw, maybe I shoulda made his movie.
- Kim: Yeah it wasn't that bad. I mean the script might have worked if you got rid of the talking pie.
- Homer: When was the last time Barbara Streisand cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do the dishes...where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya! [shouting] Ray Bolger... is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!
- Homer: Aw, 4am. Now I'll never get back to... [Snores]
- [Homer has just knocked over Apu's sand sculpture]
- Apu: You have just ruined my work you flying fatman.
