Skinner's Evil Plan

"Skinner's Evil Plan"

Song Information Singers: Harry Shearer Dan Castellaneta Nancy Cartwright Characters: Seymour Skinner Groundskeeper Willie Bart Simpson Length: 0:35 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Dana Gould Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "The President Wore Pearls"

"Skinner's Evil Plan" is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.

Lyrics

Seymour Skinner:

I'm so happy with my evil plan.

Say goodbye to music, gym and art!

Soon we will have the perfect school!

Where fun and excitement never start!

Groundskeeper Willie:

I'm so drunk I could barely see!

But it helps me get through another day!

My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!

I've got to go puke in some hay!

Bart:

Lisa is a fool!

Seymour Skinner:

I think the rules are cool!

Groundskeeper Willie:

I'm fallin' in the pool!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of "The President Wore Pearls (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "The President Wore Pearls"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies