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"A Chorus Line"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Groundskeeper Willie Length: 0:47 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban (Original) Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, David S. Cohen and Bob Kushell Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror V"

A Chorus Line is a musical number that the Simpson family and Groundskeeper Willie perform with their insides turned out in the Nightmare Cafeteria segment of Treehouse of Horror V during the end credits.

Lyrics

Simpsons:

One...

Chorus line of people

Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:

Two/Too...

All:

..Many dancing people

Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just

One

Sniff of that fog and you're inside out

It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about

Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in

The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine

Happy Halloween!

Behind the Laughter

"A Chorus Line" s a parody of the song "One" from the hit long running Broadway show, A Chorus Line.