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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel content update/Premium Gameplay
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Malibu Scheme House
Malibu Scheme House I
After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I’m missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype! Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!
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Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.
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What?! How?
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The shop’s been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed. I couldn’t help myself – the first four sold so well!
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Don’t worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!
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The player receives "Malibu Scheme House I" which is to "Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics". It takes 4 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Look, I’m happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!
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I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini. Besides, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!
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Malibu Scheme House II
After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Okay, that didn’t go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I’ve started a new business venture I think will be a hit…An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?
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Hey, you’re paying, right? I’ll try whatever you want. This one sounds promising: “Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl.” He’s awfully dashing…
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The player receives "Malibu Scheme House II" which is to "Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service". It takes 2 hours. If the user has Femme Fatale: Task: Make Femme Fatale Go on Blind Date (It takes 2 hours). The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Gimme a break – you don’t look anything like your profile pic!
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Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, “Master of Space”! I use it to screen out the posers. I’m afraid you don’t make the cut.
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I don’t make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!
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Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!
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Malibu Scheme House III
Malibu Scheme House IV
After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Hey babe, what’s wrong?
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I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!
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Aw, that’s not so bad.
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But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I’m going to lose it all!
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Oh no! That’s terrible!
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It’s okay. I’m just going to play with them one last time.
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Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!
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The player receives "Malibu Scheme House IV" which is to "Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection". It takes 12 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Malibu Scheme House V
After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Time to pay up! What’s that? You don’t have the money?
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No…no, I don’t. Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?
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Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!
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Not so fast, my mysteriously mustachioed friend!
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What are you doing here now?
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Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!
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The player receives "Malibu Scheme House V" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law" & "Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives 200 and 20 in reward.
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As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act! We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.
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Wow, that’s really specific.
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I’m glad I don’t have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.
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Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it’s really me, Smithers.
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Yeah, we know.
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Oh. Well, how about this: Would you be willing to timeshare your Viet Cong Malibu Stacy with me – for a hefty fee, of course!
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Wow! That would really bail us out! What do you say, babe?
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Viva la revolución!
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Woeful Weasel
Woeful Weasel I
After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
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Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.
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Ugghh…c’mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?
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Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I’ll need you to see to that.
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Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!
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You’ll have to use your car keys.
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I don't have a car!
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The player receives "Woeful Weasel I" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant". It takes 2 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Woeful Weasel II
After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
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*sigh* What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow. And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day… I need some relief! Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?
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The player receives "Woeful Weasel II" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker". It takes 4 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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*knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil. Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?
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You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.
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Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.
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What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.
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Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.
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Woeful Weasel III
After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
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Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.
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Ol’ Gil doesn’t have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I’m sleeping. Then things’ll be looking up!
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Well, since we’re neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.
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Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.
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Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.
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Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.
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The player receives "Woeful Weasel III" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?
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This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.
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You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come. *walks into rake* *groans* We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.
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Woeful Weasel IV
After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
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Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!
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You uh…you okay, Bob?
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I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.
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Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.
Sideshow Bob: And what, pray tell, was this?
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The player receives "Woeful Weasel IV" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil’s Unit". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Dear God, what is this abomination?
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Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I’ve almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!
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Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!
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Woeful Weasel V
After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
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It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!
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Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol’ Gil’s not getting lead poisoning tonight!
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Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.
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You know what? You’re right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!
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Well, let’s not go overboard.
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Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!
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The player receives "Woeful Weasel V" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 200 and 20 in reward.
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Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it. *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this! Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?!
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Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper*
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Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!
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Do The Math
Do The Math I
After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
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Ah, man. I can’t believe we lost that math competition.
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It’s okay, guys. We’ll get ‘em next time
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Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.
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*gasp*
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And Database…you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat’s Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem?
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Seventeenth century French mathematics is my weakness! You know that.
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You’re off your game, and it’s gonna cost us that regional trophy that is built out of golden Mersenne prime numbers.
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Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!
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The player receives "Do The Math I" which is to "Make Cosine Vote On Kicking Out Database", "Make Lisa Vote On Kicking Out Database", "Make Database Vote On Kicking Himself Out" & "Make Report Card Vote On Kicking Out Database". Every task take 30 minutes. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can’t just kick him out.
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It’s more of an impeachment.
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Right, and that always goes so well…
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Do The Math II
After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
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It looks like the vote is tied. What do we do now?
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Well, in keeping with procedure, the Vice President would cast the deciding vote.
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As Vice President, I hereby vote to remove Database from the group!
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But…you already voted! You can’t vote twice.
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Given that he’s a non-member, I motion to have Database’s comments stricken from the record.
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Ahh…I agree with Database, but decorum must be followed. The motion passes.
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The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.
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*gasp* You’ll regret this, Cosine.
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The player receives "Do The Math II" which is to "Make Cosine Search For a New Member", "Make Lisa Search For a New Member" & "Make Report Card Search For a New Member". Every task take 4 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Do The Math III
After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
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Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.
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*graffitiing the swing set* Don’t call me Cosmos.
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Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in…
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In what?
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Gimme a minute, I didn't practice this.
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C’mon, guys. I’m not the best mathlete around here.
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You’re not? Then who is?
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Uh...that guy.
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*beating up Wendell* You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.
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His addition skills are indeed on point.
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The player receives "Do The Math III" which is to "Make Cosine Try to Convince Nelson to Join" & Make Nelson Reject Cosine’s Offer". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Thank you for redirecting his ire.
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Are you okay, Wendell? He did hit you in the stomach pretty hard. You look a bit…
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Please don’t say it.
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…queasy?
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*throws up*
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Do The Math IV
After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
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I wouldn’t join your lame group in a million years.
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Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.
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Oh yeah? And what’s that? *pulls back fist for a punch*
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Girls dig nerds.
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*slowly relaxes fist* They do?
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Uh…yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like “I can’t wait to find a hunk who can…solve the Poincaré Conjecture.”
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But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.
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*whispering* Just go with it.
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That must be what I’ve been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I’m in.
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The player receives "Do The Math IV" which is to "Make Cosine Teach Nelson Quadratic Equations to Get Girls". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Do The Math V
After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
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What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don’t dig nerds, they dig geeks!
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Huh? What’s the difference?
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Well apparently only geeks know the difference.
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I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he’s winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam!
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Run! He’s coming after us! Oh wait, he’s already winded.
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I can’t…I’m no match for their delicate legs. Nerds!
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Yeah, and don’t you forget it! The…leg part, not the nerd part.
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The player receives "Do The Math V" which is to "Make Cosine Try Not to Be a Nerd Anymore". It takes 4 hours. The player receives 200 and 20 in reward.
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Oh hey, Cosine. What uh…what are you doing there?
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*strutting weirdly* Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don’t recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek.
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You’re still gonna get picked on.
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What? No!
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Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn’t go so hot. Well…guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around?
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Please don't.
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*sticking thumbs into his chest* This guy!
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You did.
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Pain in the Jass
Pain in the Jass I
After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
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Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?
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Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh.
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Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?
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Oh, well…I’m afraid things aren’t going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.
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So…pleasure?
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That's fine.
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The player receives "Pain in the Jass I" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.
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Great, thanks.
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If you wouldn’t mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today. It shouldn’t take more than five minutes, you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.
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Pain in the Jass II
After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
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*making a phone call*
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*goes to voicemail* Hi, you’ve reached the Jasses. I’m Lara, and I’m Hugh! We can’t come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we’ll get back to you! *beep*
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Lara, it’s me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I’m sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.
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*beep*
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*sigh* Life is usually more funny than this.
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The player receives "Pain in the Jass II" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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*walks into the hotel bar*
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Sir, please don’t sit on the chairs without drying off first.
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You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?
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As long as the ingredients are in the name.
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Great. I’ll have a screwdriver.
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Uh…how about a swizzle stick?
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Pain in the Jass III
After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
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No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn’t hitting the spot. You know, I’ll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since…
*a single tear falls* Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.
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… According to my bartender’s handbook, I’m supposed to say, “Go to her, Hugh.”
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You’re right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. *runs out the door*
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The player receives "Pain in the Jass III" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe’s for a Flaming Moe". It takes 2 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.
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Sorry, we don’t serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–
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I’ll pay five hundred dollars.
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You want a little umbrella in it?
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Pain in the Jass IV
After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
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And so then…then I said “Stop leering at her, sir. That’s my WIFE!” And then I…I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.
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Hahaha, oh man that’s a great story. *belch*
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Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.
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Alright, Hugh. You’ve had three already. And…I’m kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you’re paying for these, but I think you’ve had enough. How’s about I call you a cab?
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I said good day, sir!
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What?
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Listen here you… Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.
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The player receives "Pain in the Jass IV" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes". It takes 4 hours. The player receives 100 and 10 in reward.
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Pain in the Jass V
After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
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*slowly opens his eyes* Where…where am I?
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You’re in the hospital.
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The hospital? How did I get here?
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You had one too many Flaming Moe’s, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We’ve all been there. *belch*
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And…you saved me?
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No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I’m checked into the room next door.
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Oh, sorry.
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Mr. Jass? There’s someone here to see you.
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*gasp* Lara?
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The player receives "Pain in the Jass V" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife". It takes 1 hour. The player receives 200 and 20 in reward.
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I have to tell you…you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven’t had a friend like that in a long time.
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It’s the least I could do…is what the bartender’s handbook says I should say.
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