| Little Monty Million$: Adventure on Bigfoot Mountain!
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Little Monty Million$: Adventure on Bigfoot Mountain! is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story first printed in The Malevolent Mr. Burns #1.
Plot
Once when Mr. Burns was a kid, he wanted to make friends and he began playing baseball with some other kids. Burns invites the Chicago White Sox to play with them but the other kids do not like it so they leave him, except a girl named Sue, who asks him to try to be a normal kid, and invites him to a campsite on Bigfoot Mountain. Burns accepts the invitation. The other kids do not like how Burns behaves and go to bed early. That night Burns hears Sue shouting for help, and he and Smithersbury go to rescue her and the other children who are now missing. They find a trail which leads to a cave, The Lost City of the Kingdom of the Lost Sasquatch Pryamids of Bigfoot Mountain, which is a small town built in gold. It turns out that the place is inhabited by Bigfoots, and Burns sacrifices Smithersbury to save himself from the Bigfoots. Burns soon starts to feel regret, and lets his undergarments storm the place to evict the Bigfoots because he has bought the entire mountain and he tells the Bigfoots that he will melt down their buildings into golden all-weather siding for his mansion, and that they will be moved to zoos and sewers. The kids come running and ask Burns not to do it, because they just want to be friends and share the city with them. Smithersbury tells Burns that he's got a girl now, and asks him to stop. Sue asks Burns to give back their home, but Burns has no plans to change his mind and says that he will melt down the gold for his piggy bank so he can buy things to build a power plant on this spot. Sue says to Burns that he can own the city and the people, but then he will not have any friends. Burns says he is happy with it, and asks the guys to start smelting.
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