Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes
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"Treehouse of Horror XV"
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- Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
- [Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]
- [Homer looks and decides to press the button.]
- Ned: Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
- [Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]
- Lisa: More snickers bar pie, dad?
- Mr. Burns: Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
- Homer: [inside Burns] If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
- Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
- [Ned shoots Homer.]
- Ned: Homer! Fall backward!
- [Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button.]
- Ned: Phew!
- [Homer turns on to his back and dies.]
- Ned: Phew!
- [Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]
- Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a…… [town explodes]
- Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
- Chief Wiggum: [sighs] Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
- Lou: What should we do with the body?
- Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.
- Eddie: What does that mean?
- Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
- [Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd.]
- Bart: I know these missionaries!
- Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders: I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.
- Ned: I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
- Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
- Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
- Homer: Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
- Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
- Homer: But ice cream cake!
- [Homer drives off.]
- Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
- Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it
