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- Lisa: Oh, what's the use? There'll never be a hero on the Simpson side of the family -- unless it suddenly becomes heroic to eat deep fried fat!
- Homer: Mmm... fat.
- Grampa: It's true! Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an adventurer on the high seas!
- Bart: Wow! Was he a pirate?
- Lisa: A naval officer?
- Homer: Was he Popeye?
- Homer: C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!
- Bart: (wielding a harpoon) Thar she blows! The great white couch potato!
- Homer: Eeek!
