The Exorsister!/Quotes

Quotes

Ned: Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?

Marge: I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.

Ned: The basement?

Marge: Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...

Ned: Hrmmm...

Rod & Todd: Hiya, pop!

Ned: Great merciful heavens!

Ned: And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?

Lisa: I'm Madonna.

Ned: Who?!?!

Bart: Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!

Lisa: I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!

Dr. Hibbert: According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!

Marge: But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!

Dr. Hibbert: That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...

Marge: My goodness! Is it contagious?

Dr. Hibbert: Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.

Marge: Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...

Marge: Thank goodness you're here, reverend!

Homer: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!

Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I might as well get right down to business.

Bart: If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?

Homer: And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!

Marge: Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?

Rev. Lovejoy: No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!

Lisa: Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!