The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum/Quotes

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Quotes

Ralph: Welcome, to inside my head.

Clancy Wiggum: That's my boy!

Ralph: "I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost."

Canadian: Welcome to Canda, eh.

Ralph: "At School, I learned that glue is made from horses and cows!" I'm stuck. "My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refreigerator when I close the doors."

Little man: You did wrong, Ralphie! Just tfor that I'm makin' the bologna go bad.

Ralph: No! Please, not the bologna! "He's kinda mean." "Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies." I'm sorry! I'm sorry! "If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever!"

Kent Brockman: Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!

Ralph: Time to put my brain to bed bye-bye!

Clancy Wiggum: Actually, he favours ohis mother's side.

The Simpsons Comic Strips quotes

21 Muntz Street • Abe's First Radio • Adult Swim • All You Need Is Couch • Barney Sober • Bart Draws a Strip • Bart I Art • Bart Sneaks Out • Bathing Santa's Little Helper • The Boys Find a Playdude • The Braap Movie Poster • Burn of the 4th • Burns' Academic Scholarship • Burns' Birthday • The Burns Paradox • Community Theater • Cost of Living • Crazy Gil's Television Emporium • A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo • Day in the Life • Dollars to Donuts • Elevator to Heaven • Emergency Scientist • Gil's Ice Cream • Give Me Lima Beans or Give Me Death! • Grampa's Birthday • Grampa's Day • Great Springfield Pickup Lines • Groundskeeper Bart • Homer Improvements • Homer Skips Work • Homer Takes Out the Rubbish • Homer the Gardener • Homer the Girl Scout • Homer the Hopeless Romantic • Homer the Pooh: Chapter One • Homer Wants an SUV • Homer's Bed Time Story • Homer's Day at the Power Plant • Homer's Drive Thru Story • Homer's Greedy Conscious • Homer Simpson's Mambo No. 5 • How to Read Comics: With Homer Simpson • Humpty Dumped: A Mother Marge Tale • In the Thrall of the Neanderthal! • Kang and Kodos Visit Homer • Kang Hypnosis • Krusty the Kent • Kwik-E-Mart: A Healthy Convenience Boutique • Laugh Free or Die • Lights Out • Lisa's College Financing • Lisa Simpson Presents: History of Polo • Maggie's Bedtime Story • Maggie's Monstro-Towel Escapade • Marge Bulks Up • Marge Joins a Book Club • Marge Simpson's Cleaning Tips • Marge Simpson's Hair Affair • Marge's Hair • Marge's Morning "To-Do" List • Marge's "Vacation" • Missing Issues • Missing Underwear Rhyme • The Mixed-Up Catchphrases Zone • Moe + Beer = Girls? • The Monty Burns Late Night Show • A Mother Marge Tale: Jack Sprat Attacks • A Mother Marge Tale: Old Moe Hubbard • A Mother Marge Tale: Sing a Song of Squishee • A Mother Marge Tale: This Is the School That Bart Wrecked • Mr. Burns Discusses Power • Ned's Lessons in Car Safety • Radioactive Man Action Figure • Ralph the Haiku Genius • School Holiday Boredom • Scottish Fighting • Secret Life of Dogs • Senior Volun-Teacher Week • Seniors Reading Poetry Night • Smithers' Guide • Smithers Gets Burns a New Spoon • Spooky Lamp Shadows • Springfield Elementary: Behold the Playground • Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition • Stuck in the Middle • Summer Wind • This Week in Local Sports • Ultra Sour Sourballs Experiment • The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum • Untitled comic strip