The Rich Texan

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Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: White Occupation: Business Owner Former Senator Relatives: Daughter: Paris Texan Grandson: Unnamed First appearance: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

The Rich Texan is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot), and is in his 70s.

History

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The Rich Texan

Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut. Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".

He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. Homer once addressed the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill. One of his fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.

The Rich Texan always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. Shooting on the "Yee", not the "haw", he explained once. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same". He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.

He revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus. He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.

The Rich Texan once stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.

His license plate reads "NO SHAME".

Family

The Rich Texan has a gay grandson and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).

Non-canon

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The Rich Texan Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Yearbook 85 Formerly: Level 28 Premium 30 85 Level 28 Premium (The Vault) 50 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Imports Mystery Box) Technical Information ID Groups Quest(s) Internal Name 68 Premium Characters, Premium Male, High Roller, Rich People, Entrepreneur, Adult, Villains, Republican, Golfers The Texan With No Shame TheRichTexan Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 1 85 September 26, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Try to Make Par 10m 26, 7 Golf Green Go to a Tea Party Rally 60m 105, 26 Brown House The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1 Hit Some Range Balls 2h 350, 80 Driving Range Shop for Golf Equipment 2h 175, 40 The Golfin' Dolphin Visit the Track 3h 200, 55 Springfield Downs The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4 Holster a Big Gun 4h 260, 70 Springfield Downs Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 260, 70 $ Casino Big $ Drink and Babysit 4h 260, 70 The Boiled Potato Pub Daycare Hang at the Ha-Ha Spa 4h 260, 70 Klub Krusty Adult Retreat Go Fancy Shopping 4h 260, 70 Carnaby Street Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Drive the Sleigh 4h 260, 70 The Rich Texan Sleigh Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 350, 90 Springfield Medical Center Visit The Vast Waistband 7h 375, 90 The Vast Waistband Drink at Moe's 8h 420, 105 Moe's Tavern Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Ride the Mechanical Bull 12h 600, 150 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3 Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Celebrate, Cowboy Style! 24h 1,000, 225 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6 Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling Animated Tasks Drive the Sleigh Ride the Mechanical Bull Celebrate, Cowboy Style!

Appearances

Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Episode – "Homie the Clown" Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Episode – "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" Episode – "Bart Carny" Episode – "Lard of the Dance" (on magazine cover) Episode – "Mom and Pop Art" Episode – "Lisa the Tree Hugger" Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" Episode – "Brawl in the Family" Episode – "Pray Anything" Episode – "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" Episode – "Marge's Son Poisoning" Episode – "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie" Episode – "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times" Episode – "Homerazzi" Episode – "You Kent Always Say What You Want" – The Simpsons Movie Episode – "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" Episode – "Midnight Towboy" Episode – "Treehouse of Horror XIX" Episode – "The Burns and the Bees" Episode – "The Fool Monty" Episode – "Opposites A-Frack" Episode – "Simpsorama" Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" Comic story – 3000's Company Special – Homer Votes 2012 – "The Simpsons Guy" Video game – The Simpsons Game Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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