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Lisa: Bart, how can you watch this garbage? It has to be rotting whatever part of your brian video games have left untouched.
Bart: Pretty much. After this is "Emotionally Scar your family for Millions." That's the one I made an audtion tape for.

Bart: These must just be reserve alligators. The rest probably took the fight to the rhino paddock! I don't get it. Even if I missed the fight, there would still be rubble and animals bits everywhere. I'd better text Milhouse to find out what the deals is...

Bart: As soon as I can see, I'll text Milhouse to come find me so I can at least listen to the animals fights.

Bart: Well, my phone's ruined for sure. I can't imagine things getting any worse. Lisa's right. TV has ruined my imagination. Nice kitty! I've had a really bad day and would probably taste totally stressed out.

Bart: If I'm having this bad, I bet poor Milhosue got torn to shreds hours ago.
Milhouse: I can't belive Bart ignored all my messages! That's the last time I text him from the video game store. I guess I'll just have to master the awesome cybrtonic, gorilla bone-breaking, overkill, fireball finishing move all by myself!