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	Season 16 Episode Quotes
← 350 "Future-Drama"	351 "Don't Fear the Roofer"	"The Heartbroke Kid" 352 →

Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.

Santa's Little Helper: [makes a questioning sound]

Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.

Bart: Huh?

Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

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Julius Hibbert: Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.

Homer: Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.

Julius Hibbert: That was rubber covered in vaseline.

Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.

Julius Hibbert: [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.

[after electroshock treatment]

Marge: How do you feel, sweety?

Homer: Much better.

Julius Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?

Homer: No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.

[pause]

Homer: Ha, kidding!

Julius Hibbert: [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.

[begins electroshock treatment again]

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