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Dog Gone Hollywood!/Quotes

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Revision as of 12:18, July 16, 2014 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart''': I think that my dog could be really big star for your agency, mister. :'''{{ap|Nigel|Homer's Barbershop Quartet}}''': Oh, yeah? What can he ...")
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Bart: I think that my dog could be really big star for your agency, mister.
Nigel: Oh, yeah? What can he do?
Bart: He can dance like crazy!
Nigel: This I've gotta see.
Santa's Little Helper: Blink!
Nigel: Sooo... when does he dance?
Santa's Little Helper: Skritch! Skritch!
Bart: Just as soon as I lift up his front paws, see?
Nigel: Oh, brother and I suppose he can sing too?
Bart: You know it! Especially the way I dance with him.
Santa's Little Helper: [YIPE!]
Sound: Crunch!
Bart: See?! And he can act, too!
Nigel: Okay, have him act like he's leavin' my office before I call the cops! Next!!!
Bart: Maybe I should have opeened by telling him your could talk. Man, showbiz is really.... what's the word?
Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!
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