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Hot Cider in the City/Quotes

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[Bart is sitting on his bed reading a book about ventriloquism when he's interrupted by Lisa and Milhouse. They are geared up for going Christmas caroling, as Milhouse has a songbook and Lisa is wearing a Santa hat.]
Lisa: Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us?
Milhouse: Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
Bart: Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
Milhouse: But, Bart, we're singing "Angels We Have Heard on High", "Good King Wenceslas" ... all the classics!
Bart: Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
Lisa: [annoyed] C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.
Bart: Free? Cookies?! [He jumps out of the bed.] Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
Lisa: [sarcastically] Yeah, he's full of something all right ...