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Patty: "I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue."

Homer: [offended] "Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!"

Patty: "Not from the diving board!"

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Ned Flanders: "It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds."

Homer: "What? But I have urges!"

Ned: "That's just your trouser devil talking."

Homer: "He's not talking, he's yelling!"

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Bart: [to Homer and Marge necking in the back seat] "Hey! Knock it off back there!"

Homer: "But we're married!"

Bart: "All right, but keep it PG."

Homer: "How about R?"

Bart: "PG-13."

Homer: "Woo-hoo! Adult situations!"

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Homer: I left my daddy to look for them.

[Cuts to the Simpsons' house Grampa is heard laughing inside Bart and Lisa are tickling him]

Grampa: Stop! Stop!

Lisa: Where are your cookies?

Grampa: I don't remember!

Bart: i'll tickle! [They continue tickling Grampa]

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