Krusty Gets Busted/Quotes
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- Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream!
- Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" (chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot)
- Krusty: "Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...!!!"
- Homer: Sorry pal! (gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display)
- Krusty: (pointing gun a Apu) Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
- Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! (hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees)
- Apu: (to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
- Homer gasps with relief
- Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.
- Judge: How does the defendant plead?
- Krusty: I plead guilty, Your Honor.
- Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.
- Defense attorney: No, no!
- Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.
- Krusty: Oops, I am sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters!
- Krusty's trial. Judge Snider is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart
- Prosecutor Snider: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
- Krusty: Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
- Prosecutor Snider: The one with the "B".
- Krusty: Uh...Uh...
- Prosecutor Snider: What is the matter, can't you read?
- Krusty{distraught}: NO! OK, I am illiterate!
- Courtroom audience and jury are surprised by Krusty's admission given his past history of encouraging literacy in children
- Prosecutor Snider: I do not believe it, the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?
- Prosecutor Snider: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. BETTING SLIPS! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?
- Prosecutor Snider: Yes it is.
- Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products
- Peddler: Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them!
- Simpsons residence. Homer confiscates all of Bart's Krusty toys and loads them in a wheelbarrow.
- Bart: Dad, you are giving in to mob mentality!
- Homer: No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team!
