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A Simpleton Plan/Quotes

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Moe: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?
Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
Barney: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]
Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
[Two minutes later...]
[The car is sliding around on the ice]
Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
Moe: YAAARRRRGH!
[Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]
Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!
[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]
Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
[A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]
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