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The Blunder Years

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Revision as of 08:50, January 9, 2007 by 70.18.177.119 (talk)

Marge accidently bought Burley paper towels and was going to return them when she "falls in love" with the lumberjack on them and finds that they're super absorbent. Homer becomes jealous and go's to Ned Flanders house to call her. He says "Hello, Im Chad Sexington, the lumberjack from Burley paper towels." He also says he's going to come for dinner, so Homer gets Barney to come dressed up like him. Marge humiliated comes with Homer, and the kids to a fancy resterant. When a hypnotist tells Homer he is a twelve year old boy and then starts screaming. The next day Lenny and Carl bring him home from work because his screaming continued. Every one including Moe say he must be screaming because of a represed memory. Marge makes Homer some memory tea. After he drinks it he remembers Lenny Carl Moe and himself going to the quarry swimming hole. Homer was the only one dumb enough to jump in and found it was now a mud puddle. Wondering why the water was not coming out he loosend the blockage and the water came out and with the water was a decaying corpse in his lap. Then in the present the simpsons visit the quarry leaving the others behind, they find Cheif Wiggum there and when Marge throws the Burly paper towles in it absorbs the water the they find the corpse now a skelenton. They go into the drainpipe and disover a hatch to Mr. Burns'es ofice. Cheif Wiggum accueses him for murder. Then he shows them a movie proving his innocence. It shows that the body was Waylon Smithers Sr. who died in a nucular accident. When Waylon Smithers Jr. sees the movie he finds out the truth of how his father died, a hero. When the simpsons get back to there house, the next day Moe Szyslak comes over with clues, and Marge and Homer humor him.