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Tickets, Tickets

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Tickets, Tickets, Buy Them Now
Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Roofi
Appearance(s): "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays"

Tickets, Tickets, Buy Them Now is a song performed by Roofi.

Lyrics

Tickets, tickets, buy them now
Roofi here will show you how.
Visa, AmEx, or MC,
Or make out a check to me!

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.

Appearances