Lisa the Drama Queen/Quotes
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- Lisa: I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
- Bart: M&M's?
- Lisa: Well, if I pick plain she'll think I'm cheap, and if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
- Bart: How about Charleston Chew?
- Lisa: What is this, Brooklyn in the fifties? Don't just say stuff.
- Bart: You asked for my help, then you don't want it.
- Apu: Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you only brought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
- Lisa: Finally, a real suggestion!
- Bart: If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
- [When Marge forbids Lisa from seeing Juliet]
- Lisa: You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
- Marge: I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [leaves the room; Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge] Bart Simpson: Age 3.
- [They both go back inside; Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed up in black]
- Bart Simpson: Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
- Comic Book Guy: Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed on to those whose parents have signed the permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
